thegirl0nfire: gallaghersintheimpala: lettingbeautybe: gallaghersintheimpala: teamfreeurl: gallaghersintheimpala: do you think wizards have condoms or do you think they like conjure this magic penis shield that prevents sperm from entering the females uterus expecto patrocum oh my fuckin god Fetus Deletus i think it got better “expecto patrocum” I’m actually sobbing
smathmouth: seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
“I’m sorry I can’t I’m all fitness.”🙅
Las palabras se las lleva el viento.
Me: Why isn't my pizza done?
Mom: It's been in for like 3 minutes. Just wait.
Me: I DID MY WAITING!
Mom: Oh God, not again..
Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
Mom: every time...
Me: IN AZKABAN!
illkim: Why do all of the Forever 21 mannequins look like they have terrible indigestion
i hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things
Whenever I read the Harry Potter books, I get...
gallifrey-feels: YOU ARE DOING MAGIC HOMEWORK FOR YOUR MAGIC CLASSES AT YOUR MAGIC SCHOOL WITH YOUR MAGIC FRIENDS. I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU. WANNA DO MY MUGGLE HOMEWORK? STOP COMPLAINING. #if i went to fucking hogwarts i would wake up at six in the morning every damn day and be like I’M GOING TO DO MY HOMEWORK NOW When you think about it, this explains Hermione.
putting glitter nail polish on: omfg this is so pretty look at the sparkles and the texture and sparkles and glitter omg i cant even this is amazing it is gold sparkles sparkles sparkles
taking glitter nail polish off: you son of a bitch suck my dick. hand me that knife to get this shit off. who has a sander? the fuck is this shit like gorilla glue? fucking fuck fuck fucking hate this fucking shit. fuck sparkles.